9 Reasons to Avoid Kent in 2019

Sand sandwiches are SO 1980s. And quiet country lanes are rubbish for playing car games that require spotting other cars. But without further ado, allow us to expand on our reasons to avoid Kent this year, or next for that matter…

1. Temptation for a tipple

2. Thick stone walls do nothing for mobile signal

3. Diets are broken here

4. Adrenalin addiction likely

5. You might discover art

6. Seafood sucks you in

7. Kent air works up an appetite

8. Step-o-meters report exhaustion

9. Facts so fascinating you’ll want to join a pub quiz team

There’s really nothing to see here. But if we’ve failed in our mission to put you off Kent holidays, you can browse our Kent holiday cottages below instead...


 


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Goudhurst, Rural Kent

CB655

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£595 - £850
per week
From £446 for a 3-night stay
  • 5 Guests
  • 3 Bedrooms
  • 1 Pet
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Beach 21 miles
  • Pub 1.4 miles
  • Open fire or woodburner
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Smarden, Rural Kent

AS271

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£425 - £660
per week
From £319 for a 3-night stay
  • 4 Star
  • A lovely converted Oast House on the outskirts of the idyllic Kent village of Smarden. Set within beautiful grounds of the owners' Kentish barn conversion - this very special holiday home is an ideal place to relax and unwind.
  • 3 Guests
  • 2 Bedrooms
  • No Pets
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Beach 23 miles
  • Pub 1 mile
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Smarden, Rural Kent

AS272

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£500 - £715
per week
From £375 for a 3-night stay
  • Set in the grounds of a medieval Cloth Hall, Weavers Cottage offers a luxury retreat for two with use of the owners' pool and pick your own from the veggie patch. You can walk into the village of Smarden which has a local pub and butchers.
  • 2 Guests
  • 1 Bedroom
  • No Pets
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Swimming pool
  • Games room
  • Beach 22 miles
  • Pub 0.2 miles
  • Open fire or woodburner
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Hawkhurst, Rural Kent

CB654

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£360 - £510
per week
From £270 for a 3-night stay
  • 3 Star Gold
  • Beautifully presented and surprisingly spacious this little gem is perfect for two. It is located in the owner's garden but away from their property and has wonderful garden and orchard views. Within walking distance to the small town of Hawkhurst with some wonderful local pubs.
  • 2 Guests
  • 1 Bedroom
  • No Pets
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Beach 18 miles
  • Pub 0.3 miles
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Tenterden, Rural Kent

TN623

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£405 - £580
per week
From £304 for a 3-night stay
  • 4 Star
  • Special offerIntroductory Offer 15% Discount - May and June 2019
  • 2 Guests
  • 1 Bedroom
  • 1 Pet
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Beach 14.5 miles
  • Pub 1 mile

Maidstone, Rural Kent

MD445

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£315 - £550
per week
From £236 for a 3-night stay
  • 4 Star
  • Lovely property for two, in a semi rural location but close to major attractions.
  • 2 Guests
  • 1 Bedroom
  • No Pets
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Pub 1 mile
  • Open fire or woodburner
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Chart Sutton, Rural Kent

MD407

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£395 - £560
per week
From £296 for a 3-night stay
  • 3 Star
  • Special offerLast minute discount! 10% off bookings starting within 14 days
  • 4 Guests
  • 3 Bedrooms
  • No Pets
  • No WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Pub 0.5 miles

Stelling Minnis, Rural Kent

EK737

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£430 - £1005
per week
From £323 for a 3-night stay
  • 4 Star
  • Delightful eco-friendly cottage in a farm setting, perfect for young families or just for experiencing the 'good life'. Beautuifully furnished, bright and welcoming a truly great find...
  • 6 Guests
  • 3 Bedrooms
  • No Pets
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Pub 0.5 miles

Biddenden, Rural Kent

CB647

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£565 - £880
per week
From £424 for a 3-night stay
  • Modern family lodge sleeping 6 at Cackle Hill Course Fishery close to Chart Hills golf course and just outside the pretty village of Biddenden which has a great Indian Restaurant.
  • 6 Guests
  • 3 Bedrooms
  • No Pets
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Beach 20 miles
  • Pub 1 mile
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Tenterden, Rural Kent

TN608

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£1275 - £1910
per week
From £956 for a 3-night stay
  • Special offerDue to a cancellation receive up to £200 off from 8th - 15th July 2019
  • 8 Guests
  • 4 Bedrooms
  • No Pets
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Hot tub
  • Games room
  • Pub 1 mile
  • Open fire or woodburner

Mersham, Rural Kent

EK752

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£425 - £600
per week
From £319 for a 3-night stay
  • 4 Star
  • Situated on the edge of the village, close to the river and the great village pub, Riverside Cottage offers a true taste of the Kentish countryside for two.
  • 2 Guests
  • 1 Bedroom
  • No Pets
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Pub 0.1 miles
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Iden Green, Rural Kent

CB579

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£650 - £1060
per week
From £488 for a 3-night stay
  • 4 Star Gold
  • Special offerLast minute discount! 10% off bookings starting within 14 days
  • 6 Guests
  • 3 Bedrooms
  • No Pets
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Pub 0.5 miles
  • Open fire or woodburner
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