9 Reasons to Avoid Kent in 2019

Sand sandwiches are SO 1980s. And quiet country lanes are rubbish for playing car games that require spotting other cars. But without further ado, allow us to expand on our reasons to avoid Kent this year, or next for that matter…

1. Temptation for a tipple

2. Thick stone walls do nothing for mobile signal

3. Diets are broken here

4. Adrenalin addiction likely

5. You might discover art

6. Seafood sucks you in

7. Kent air works up an appetite

8. Step-o-meters report exhaustion

9. Facts so fascinating you’ll want to join a pub quiz team

There’s really nothing to see here. But if we’ve failed in our mission to put you off Kent holidays, you can browse our Kent holiday cottages below instead...


 


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Goudhurst, Rural Kent

CB655

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£595 - £850
per week
From £446 for a 3-night stay
  • Special offerLast minute discount! 10% off bookings starting within 14 days (may not apply in conjunction with other offers)
  • 5 Guests
  • 3 Bedrooms
  • 1 Pet
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Beach 21 miles
  • Pub 1.4 miles
  • Open fire or woodburner
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Sandwich, Coastal Kent

DO023

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£840 - £1200
per week
From £630 for a 3-night stay
  • 4 Star Gold
  • Special offerLast minute discount! 10% off bookings starting within 14 days (may not apply in conjunction with other offers)
  • 6 Guests
  • 3 Bedrooms
  • 1 Pet
  • WiFi
  • No Priv. Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Beach 3 miles
  • Pub 0.3 miles
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Smarden, Rural Kent

AS271

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£425 - £660
per week
From £319 for a 3-night stay
  • 4 Star
  • A lovely converted Oast House on the outskirts of the idyllic Kent village of Smarden. Set within beautiful grounds of the owners' Kentish barn conversion - this very special holiday home is an ideal place to relax and unwind.
  • 3 Guests
  • 2 Bedrooms
  • No Pets
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Beach 23 miles
  • Pub 1 mile
New Property

Smarden, Rural Kent

AS273

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£430 - £650
per week
From £323 for a 3-night stay
  • Located in the pretty village of Smarden, Spinster's Nook was used by the weaving community in medieval times but has now been converted into a luxury cottage for two. The quaint thatched cottage has been modernised sympathetically but from the outside still looks like time has stood still! The cottage will accept a dog and guests have use of the owner's heated pool and games room. It is situated in the owner's beautiful gardens and is a perfect countryside retreat.
  • 2 Guests
  • 1 Bedroom
  • 1 Pet
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Swimming pool
  • Games room
  • Beach 22 miles
  • Pub 0.2 miles
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Smarden, Rural Kent

AS272

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£500 - £715
per week
From £375 for a 3-night stay
  • Set in the grounds of a medieval Cloth Hall, Weavers Cottage offers a luxury retreat for two with use of the owners' pool and pick your own from the veggie patch. You can walk into the village of Smarden which has a local pub and butchers.
  • 2 Guests
  • 1 Bedroom
  • No Pets
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Swimming pool
  • Games room
  • Beach 22 miles
  • Pub 0.2 miles
  • Open fire or woodburner
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Hawkhurst, Rural Kent

CB654

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£360 - £510
per week
From £270 for a 3-night stay
  • 3 Star Gold
  • Beautifully presented and surprisingly spacious this little gem is perfect for two. It is located in the owner's garden but away from their property and has wonderful garden and orchard views. Within walking distance to the small town of Hawkhurst with some wonderful local pubs.
  • 2 Guests
  • 1 Bedroom
  • No Pets
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Beach 18 miles
  • Pub 0.3 miles
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Tenterden, Rural Kent

TN623

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£405 - £580
per week
From £304 for a 3-night stay
  • 4 Star
  • Special offerIntroductory Offer 15% Discount - May and June 2019
  • 2 Guests
  • 1 Bedroom
  • 1 Pet
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Beach 14.5 miles
  • Pub 1 mile
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Barham, Rural Kent

CT029

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£490 - £750
per week
From £368 for a 3-night stay
  • 4 Star
  • Special offerLast minute discount! 10% off bookings starting within 14 days (may not apply in conjunction with other offers)
  • 4 Guests
  • 2 Bedrooms
  • 1 Pet
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Beach 10.6 miles
  • Pub 2 miles

Maidstone, Rural Kent

MD445

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£315 - £550
per week
From £236 for a 3-night stay
  • 4 Star
  • Lovely property for two, in a semi rural location but close to major attractions.
  • 2 Guests
  • 1 Bedroom
  • No Pets
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Pub 1 mile
  • Open fire or woodburner

Tenterden, Rural Kent

TN606

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£610 - £920
per week
From £458 for a 3-night stay
  • 4 Star Gold
  • A delightful converted luxury barn with wood stove, hot tub and stunning views across Romney Marsh. Can be booked in conjunction with The Old Cowshed TN607 to sleep 8
  • 4 Guests
  • 2 Bedrooms
  • 1 Pet
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Hot tub
  • Games room
  • Pub 1 mile
  • Open fire or woodburner
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Iden Green, Rural Kent

CB579

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£650 - £1060
per week
From £488 for a 3-night stay
  • 4 Star Gold
  • Special offerLast minute discount! 10% off bookings starting within 14 days (may not apply in conjunction with other offers)
  • 6 Guests
  • 3 Bedrooms
  • No Pets
  • WiFi
  • Private Parking
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Pub 0.5 miles
  • Open fire or woodburner
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Cranbrook, Rural Kent

CB648

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£445 - £695
per week
From £334 for a 3-night stay
  • 3 Star
  • Special offerLast minute discount! 10% off bookings starting within 14 days (may not apply in conjunction with other offers)
  • 4 Guests
  • 2 Bedrooms
  • 1 Pet
  • WiFi
  • Private Garden/Ctyd
  • Beach 21 miles
  • Pub 0.5 miles
  • Open fire or woodburner
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